I am a modern, virtual, digital, wireless, interactive, biodegradable, voice-activated, high definition, high quality, low rent, high maintenance, built to last, multi-cultural kind of woman.I am politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I have a lust for life and a personal agenda. I like rough sex and I like tough love. I take it slow, i go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got slide in my stride. I am ready to wear and i come in all sizes. I might be rude, but i'm the real deal. I am laid back but fashion forward. Non-believer and overachiever. I'm feeling. I'm caring. I'm healing. I'm sharing. A supporting, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver. I am hyperactive and from time to time i am radioactive. I tell lies, I eat junk food, I party hearty. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. And yes, I have lots in common with George Carlin :))>