So. If you're here and actually reading this, then you're my kind of person because...well....I don't know why YOU read these kind of things, but I do it because I like to have as much information as possible. Knowledge is power, as they keep telling me....but either way I appreciate you reading this rambling that I've taken the time to write down in some kind of order at 11pm on a Friday night despite the fact that I should be asleep.ANYWAY, welcome! As some of you may already know from previous interactions, I am a Seductress from the Underworld sent to lure unsuspecting mortals....but somewhere along the line, my DNA went a little haywire and instead of being some stupidly tall and leggy sex-twig, I ended up all short and curvy and impossibly adorable and awkward and shy as hell. Well... Hell isn't shy, but I'm sure you get my point. Also, there is the tendency to ramble in text form...but if you can look past that and bare with me until I get a teensy bit less awkward and more comfortable in front of a camera, well...hey. I would love for you to join my little army of darkness!