Random bits of info: I had my third and last child in December 2012 and had a C-section. IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE SCAR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM...ahem....please. I'm afraid of big dogs because they tend to bite me, I even have a few scars on my leg >_<. I like strawberry and banana flavoring but not the actual fruit. I am allergic to birch trees and am a bit OCD about certain things like my parking spots.Not currently offering Skype shows. I am not currently doing anal shows. My skype name is calypso.rei if you'd like to go ahead and add me though. ALL SKYPE OR OTHER OFFERS: Must be agreed upon by both parties and then tokens must be paid before services are rendered ^_^ Also if I am not in the mood for something in particular, please respect that.Want to spoil me? Go here: http://amzn.com/w/V2S1ONIG5GAY I reward gifts, just send me a message!